QUESTION: When the green bean jumped off a tall building, what did it become?
ANSWER: Red bean.
QUESTION: When the banana jumped off a tall building, what did it become?
ANSWER: Eggplant.
QUESTIONER: For Spring Festival, a farmer wanted to kill a donkey or a pig. Which did he choose?
LISTENER: I don’t know. The pig?
QUESTIONER: Congratulations, the donkey agrees with you.
Maybe some explanation is in order.
1. Blood is red. 2. When a banana is bruised its skin becomes the color of eggplant. 3. Surely no explanation is needed.